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When you don't
know what to say.

An AI wingman for the moment your cursor's been blinking in an empty text box for four minutes. Paste the convo, get a few ways to reply, pick the one that sounds like you.

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Him
active 2m ago
omg you actually watch F1 too??
ok wait now i have to know your driver
 you, 6 minutes later
→ playful: "depends who's winning tbh"
→ honest: "don't laugh, it's Alonso"
→ flirty: "you first, then i'll judge you"
The problem

Introverted isn't the same as uninterested. It just looks like it in a text thread.

If you're quick and funny in person but go blank on your phone, you're not bad at this — you're overthinking in real time, alone, with no one to bounce it off. That's the whole gap Retort fills.

"You typed three versions of one reply and deleted all of them.
"You left him on read for two hours because you didn't know what tone to hit.
"You've got no one to ask "does this sound weird?" without a whole conversation about who you're texting.
How it works

Three steps, built around the moment you're actually stuck in.

step one

Paste the conversation

Drop in the last few messages — or just describe what happened. No account-linking, no reading your whole message history.

step two

Get a few directions, not one script

Retort gives you 2–3 replies with a different vibe each — playful, honest, flirty, low-key — and a one-line read on what each one signals.

step three

Pick the one that sounds like you

Edit it, riff on it, or just send it. The goal is never to sound like a bot — it's to get you unstuck fast enough to actually reply.

How access works

Free to start. Upgrade only if it's actually helping.

No trial countdown, no forced card entry to try it. Use it free, and if it earns a spot in your routine, Plus and Pro are there when you want more.

Free
$0
  • Unlimited replies
  • Playful / honest / low-key tones
  • No saved history
Pro
$15.99/mo
  • Everything in Plus
  • Private community access
  • Weekly group feedback threads
  • Early access to new features